Matt Fernandez

Funny Or Die's 15 Comedians You Should Follow On Twitter. Tweets on Ellen & Jimmy Kimmel Live. Stand up on Rooftop Comedy & Sirius XM. Contributor to Cigarcitycomedy.com.
www.mattfernandezworld.com

Upcoming Shows:
November 5th
Florida's Funniest Semi Finals Tampa Improv

November 21st & 22nd
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Krafturbate

Urban Dictionary published another one of my words today.
(Also see Padaphile)

I like stained glass windows because they look like comic strips that don’t have dialogue yet.

I like stained glass windows because they look like comic strips that don’t have dialogue yet.

Looks like she cheetahd on her diet.(I’ll never write anything better than this.)

Looks like she cheetahd on her diet.
(I’ll never write anything better than this.)

Just gonna leave this right here.

Just gonna leave this right here.

Here’s a 2 minute stand up clip about the current state of the NFL.

I’m on this show at the end of September in Tampa. 

I’m on this show at the end of September in Tampa. 

Yet Another Blog about Robin Williams and Suicide

gregkash:

Some of you may remember I saw a lady commit suicide once. I was driving over the Sunshine Skyway bridge on my way to Sarasota to do a show, opening for a friend of mine and to audition for further work at that club. She was on the ledge, sitting there. I didn’t even notice her until I was about…