The act of masturbating with a handful of lukewarm Kraft Macaroni & Cheese as lubricant.
Urban Dictionary published another one of my words today.
(Also see Padaphile)
I like stained glass windows because they look like comic strips that don’t have dialogue yet.
Here’s a 2 minute stand up clip about the current state of the NFL.
I wrote this. (From last night’s Jimmy Kimmel.)
Some of you may remember I saw a lady commit suicide once. I was driving over the Sunshine Skyway bridge on my way to Sarasota to do a show, opening for a friend of mine and to audition for further work at that club. She was on the ledge, sitting there. I didn’t even notice her until I was about…